Caution: Posting Scary Words Can Get You Put On A Threat List

If you are on Planet Earth and you post on social media sites like facebook or twitter, you better be careful because the Government is looking for words like "Snow, Blizzard, Earthquake, Airport, Bust, Mexico, Pork, Flu, Exercise and much more. Using certain words can now put you on a Terror Watch List..

In response to a freedom of information request, the US Department of Homeland Security has released a list of these terrifying words and phrases that the agency monitors online to find potential threats that may be in Mexico eating Pork during a Blizzard..(sarcasm..hahaha), the department posted its Analyst's Desktop Binder (a manual for the agency's security analysts) containing this hotlist which you can read below. Some say if you have nothing to hide why worry.. This is probably the philosophical ideology that gave rise to such wonderful political figures like Hitler and Stalin but hey, why worry...you've got nothing to hide.


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